Saturday 12 July 2014

How To Make Your Shit Stink Better





Disclaimer: This is a shitty article. As in it has a lot of shit in it - good shit though. But never worry, the censored version will be available in like.....NEVER! Since you read this shit already, you can as well digest the rest shit we've got to offer.... So let's get SHIT started.

In the Beginning:

We are all made in the image of the creator. He created things and gave us potentials to be able to create and make things happen. And this explains the reason why 70% (No research done) of the things we make use of, were created by us.

In other words, we are all created to make shit happen. The most important people on earth are those that make shit happen. I mentioned that in http
://tinyurl.com/q5pyjqc .So those that don't make any shit at all consume whatever shit is made available... Even the shit they don't like because they are too scared/Lazy to make shit happen.

If you are not making any shit or you haven't thought about doing shit, I'd advise that you take a second thought.

This article is for those that wants to make shit but don't know to go about it and those have been making shit but no one has ever eaten seen their shit.


1) Think SHIT:

This is one rudiment of shit making that you must take seriously...  You see, we are all born creative and that's the reason why while we were young, we were all handed crayons and pencils. And we made magic with those items. But as we grew, things changed, we were influenced by those before us. So that part of us gradually disappeared... Many ended up consuming shit made by others.
So for us to be able to make any shit whatsoever, we need to re-orientate ourselves. Change the way we see things. Delete that mindset that shit making is for only special people. Think about how to make shit you are consuming differently. Don't worry about the resources you need to make shit yet. Ask shitty questions like.... "Can't I have lunch delivered to my office when I want it and without extra charges?"  Just think shit!


2) Plan SHIT:

So you are tired of the shit available and you've thought about how that shit could be done differently. Now you have to write that shit down and map out a plan of how you intend making that shit happen.

*Research the market:
*Check out things you need to make that shit happen

*Create a game plan on how to get these resources


3) Have Sex with SHIT makers

Wait! What I'm trying to say is that you should get close- very close to those that are making shit, especially those that are making/made the kind of shit you intend making.

First you need to identify the right shit makers. Not all shit makers are successful. Research the ones that are doing shit rightly. Find out how they did it... The challenges they faced, how they got the resources they needed, their selling point... Stalk them, Play golf with them. Do whatever it takes to get what you need from them.


4) SHIT THE SHIT

There is no point going through the processes above if you won't event make shit happen. Now you have to shit that shit. Launch that idea, Build that App you've always wanted to build, Write that book you've always wanted to write. This is the point where the real shit makers are made. Some people after planning shit and all, they don't work towards it. Because they are scared about what people would think. They are afraid of making mistakes. They don't want people to call them Crazy because they have never seen anything like your shit. But ironically a person calling your shit Crazy is what makes your shit special. So get up and shit that shit... Make mistakes, you'd learn from them.


 5) Make noise about your SHIT:
Some shit are very good - shit that is better than all the shit we have out there. But we don't give a single fuck about these kinds of shit, because we haven't seen their shit anywhere. This happens a lot. No matter how good your shit is, we'd never know unless you tell us about it.
Tell people about you shit. Thanks to the internet, you don't need to spend millions (if your shit is crazy enough) before people get to know about your shit.
You should also network with crazy shit makers too. Networking is important - if you ever want to get the best out of whatever thing you are doing.

Attend events where you know you might meet potential investors. Leverage business networks across the internet. Just make noise about that crazy shit of yours... Don't stop. Make Noise till they can hear you in Mars.


BONUS POINT:  Don't Stop Making SHIT!

The main reason why people don't want to make shit is because shit is hard. Shit making is not sexy at all. Only few shit makers make it. But nothing can be compared to making shit.
So when you’re sure you want to make shit and you've started making shit happen, don’t STOP... Keep shitting that shit. No amount of shit is enough for you to stop.

When you make shit continuously, you get better... Your shit stinks better, you eventually put your shit right on top of every other shit because your shit is consistent.

Let us make shit happen... And a lot of it!

Good luck on your quest to making shit happen. I'd really love to know the kind of shit you are making or the one you've always had in mind.

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Sadiq Daniel is a Shit Maker and Teens Coach that blogs on business, Self- development and his country’s bullshit. He is currently working on his latest book: Everyone Thinks I’m Crazy, Slated to be out by February 2015. You can pursue him on Twitter: @sadiqspeaks LinkedIn: Sadiq Daniel and Email: Sadiqdaniel@gmail.com

Thursday 10 July 2014

A very short article on shit making



Shit making is the act of making shit happen (obviously). But for one to be classed as a successful shit-maker, he/she must be crazy- super creative.

Although shit makers have one thing in common; creating things. But they are different in their own ways. And I think it will be cool to know what category you belong.

For the sake of virgins reading this article, I won’t dish out all my craziness. So I promise there won’t be no more shit talk (we’d replace it with something cool).

Some people make shit (oops! I guess I couldn’t find something as cool as the word shit. Please beer bear with me).

So;

Some people make shit… because everybody else is making shit.

Some make shit… because they have to make shit.

Some make shit… because they need to make shit.


The last group of shit-makers is the best and this is why;

They make shit because they are not satisfied with the kind of shit available. They think and know they can shit better shit.

These are dudes that people call crazy. Because their shit is different from all other shit people have been packing…

These guys strive and hustle… consistently, even when nobody is willing to invest in their idea.

They keep writing even when people don’t comment on their articles.

They keep talking even when no one seems to give a fuck about them.

They don’t get discouraged by cynics. Because they know shit is not sexy.

They keep shitting even when nobody is ready to pack their shit.

They work hard to make their shit stink better each day.

Because they can see their shit happen before they even shit it out. Because they believe one day… one day people won’t have a choice but embrace their shit.

Very few of us fall into this group of shit-makers. #Crazy

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P.P.S: I’d love to know the kind of shit you’re currently working on and what you think about this article.


Sadiq Daniel is a Shit Maker and Teens Coach that blogs on business, Self- development and his country’s bullshit. He is currently working on his latest book: Everyone Thinks I’m Crazy, Slated to be out by February 2015. You can pursue him on Twitter: @sadiqspeaks LinkedIn: Sadiq Daniel and Email: Sadiqdaniel@gmail.com

HAPPY


I am officially in my mid 20’s and I still can’t ride a bicycle… I am a bad cook (I can only boil water but can’t make shit happen)… I can’t write “G” the right way after years of practice…. I still suck at mathematics… I still suck at playing football – I just couldn’t fit into any position… I still don’t have a single investor for my start-up after all the effort I had put into getting one…

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I am HAPPY… no matter how bad a cook I am, my family still loves me. Some people still respect my person. I still make people around me feel special… no matter how bad I am at mathematics; I found “X” eventually, and that counts as something. I am still in business and I know I’d hit that Crazy investor that’ll invest in my crazy idea.
So I found "X"

The whole point is- I am Happy. And there is nothing like it. I also think it is the best thing anyone can ever be in life.

HAPPY is never sick
HAPPY is never poor
HAPPY is not a terrorist
HAPPY is not a cynic
HAPPY is not a racist.
HAPPY is Crazy
HAPPY is weird
HAPPY is giving when you don’t have
HAPPY is …………………

As weird as it may sound, this article is not about happiness. It is about gratitude. Happy is never Happy without gratitude.

The ability to see good in everything- even things that appear to be bad, makes you qualified to be HAPPY.

A life without happiness is like a Ferrari without fuel in it…

You deserve to be HAPPY.  Even when there is nothing to smile about, fake a smile!

Be Happy! There is nothing like it


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

P.S: I want to say a big thank you to everyone that sent me birthday wishes, especially my Ma- she surprised me yesterday. you guys are awesome.

P.P.S: this how i looked like while i wrote this article yesterday....